{"id":1590,"date":"2015-03-01T01:24:52","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T01:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/whatwedo\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2015-03-01T01:24:52","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T01:24:52","slug":"the-greatest-cookie-in-the-entire-world-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/whatwedo\/2015\/03\/01\/the-greatest-cookie-in-the-entire-world-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Greatest Cookie in the Entire World, Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

They’re here.\u00a0 I thought, you know: cookies are so different, there are so many types you’ll never be able to say that one is the best, etcetera, etcetera.\u00a0 I was wrong.<\/p>\n

You guys think that I am kidding. I am not kidding.<\/p>\n

At the Metropolitan Market on Proctor Street, the first thing you see when you walk into the store is The Cookie. (The capitalization is important: that\u2019s what it is actually called. The Met knows what it\u2019s about.) The Cookie is\u2014well, how would one describe The Cookie.<\/p>\n

I asked:<\/p>\n

\u201cFlawless.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt is deliciously gooey in the middle, but the outside has an amazingly satisfying crunch.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI heard the recipe is insured for $200,000.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOne time, Gordon Ramsay ate one, and he thought it was the best cookie in the world.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOne time, I used my entire paycheck to buy every cookie they had at the Met. It was awesome.\u201d<\/p>\n

(These are all 100% accurate things that other people have definitely said.)<\/p>\n

On paper, The Cookie can be described as a giant chocolate chip cookie with walnuts. But it is so much more than that.<\/p>\n

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This is The Cookie in my hand. For size reference. This is The Cookie on my flat hand.<\/p><\/div>\n

Each bite begins with a crunch that dissolves into layers of pure melted chocolate wrapped around streaks of cookie dough and thick clumps of walnuts. Chocolate streaks your fingers when you eat it. The smell\u2014which is the purest smell chocolate chip cookie smell in the world\u2014permeates through any room it is placed in. You walk into a room with The Cookie in it, and, like Pavlov\u2019s dog, you immediately start salivating. It is that good.<\/p>\n

A couple of my friends and I walked to the Met today. The Met is just close enough to the school to make it easy to get there, but just far enough that going every single day becomes a hassle. We entered\u2014and if there was any question about what we were going to get, the people working there were loading cookies, fresh from the oven, onto the display sheet.<\/p>\n

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I will take all of them, thank you.\u00a0<\/p><\/div>\n

\u201cDear god,\u201d my friend said.<\/p>\n

\u201cThese are the best [CENSORED<\/strong>] [CENSORED<\/strong>] cookies in the world,\u201d my friend said.<\/p>\n

We loaded up on cookies (we bought other necessities like face wash and peanut butter across the street at Safeway, where it is mildly cheaper if you have a Safeway card). On the walk back, my friends nibbled on their cookies.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve already finished mine,\u201d my friend announced, sheepishly.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis might be my lunch,\u201d my other friend said.<\/p>\n

Chocolate smeared around their lips and fingers. We walked under the pale yellow sun. I adjusted my sunglasses and thought of the cookies burning a hole in my bag. The Cookies, I should say. I was going to go back to my room and eat them, and it was going to be the greatest thing ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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