{"id":4403,"date":"2013-07-04T06:41:18","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T13:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/?p=4403"},"modified":"2013-07-02T12:49:10","modified_gmt":"2013-07-02T19:49:10","slug":"from-the-archives-dubious-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/from-the-archives-dubious-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Archives: Dubious Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With each year, the columns in <em>The Trail<\/em> changed as old writers and new writers came in. At the beginning of the 1964-1965 academic year, one of the new columns\/features was the provision of comedic \u201cproverbs\u201d as if they were serious advice. They were mainly space fillers, and for the most part they were just placed in random spots throughout each issue. Like this one:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4404\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled-300x225.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled.png 975w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pretty much all of them are dubious and kind of weird. I know that\u2019s supposed to be funny but\u2026I don\u2019t get the humor.<\/p>\n<p>In the first few issues, the proverbs were contained in a column entitled \u201cConfucius Say\u201d. They were framed as if a non-native English speaker was writing them in the form of Confucian adages. I doubt that <em>The Trail<\/em> would run a column with this format, or at least worded this way, now. Some of the proverbs are hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>From October 1, 1964:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4405\" alt=\"Untitled1\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled1-178x300.png\" width=\"178\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled1-178x300.png 178w, https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled1.png 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 178px) 100vw, 178px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My favorite is hands-down \u201cGirl who wear glasses look better than girl who drain too many.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>From October 8, 1964:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4406\" alt=\"Untitled2\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled2-257x300.png\" width=\"257\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled2-257x300.png 257w, https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/files\/2013\/07\/Untitled2.png 497w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These proverbs were very obviously things that everyone needed to keep in mind. They certainly provided some dubious advice.<\/p>\n<p><em>By: Jillian Zeidner<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With each year, the columns in The Trail changed as old writers and new writers came in. At the beginning of the 1964-1965 academic year, one of the new columns\/features was the provision of comedic \u201cproverbs\u201d as if they were &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/from-the-archives-dubious-advice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":286,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-from-the-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/286"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4403"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4411,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403\/revisions\/4411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.pugetsound.edu\/collinsunbound\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}